Friday, January 9, 2009

Yamaha Vino. It puts reason in rhymes.


The Yamaha Vino 50 is the best machine that I've even used. I've driven every non-M BMW, a Lexus sedan, and many other motorized vehicles. Yet, the German iron and the Japanese limosuine are both simply unperfect compared to the perfect Yamaha Vino 50. The Yamaha Vino 50 is mechanical perfection. Though I've never been in a vintage Rolls-Royce, I think it's apt to make a comparision. The old Rolls-Royces were supposed to be mechinacally perfect. Other cars isolated the driver from the noise, vibrations, and harshness of cars. But a Rolls-Royce was made to be so mechically perfect, so tuned, such a perfect blend of all of the systems that the driver wouldn't need to be isolated from anything. That's what the Yamaha Vino is like. It's splendid. It's sublime. Dues ex machina. Sure, it's slow. It can't go on highways. However, this machine isn't a highway cruiser. It's made for zipping about in a city. You need not exceed 15 miles an hour to have oodles of fun. This Yamaha Vino is the least expensive mechanically perfect machine available. It makes every grocery run into a rumpus. I give it 5 awesome-points out of 5 awesome-points.

If the Yamaha Vino were a pay-per-view program, it'd be orphan cage-death-match. It's just that freakin' awesome.