New to Minneapolis, orphan fighting. Come down to the Xcel Energy Center this Saturday and Sunday and witness -- for the first time ever in Minnesota -- orphan fighting! You've smoked cigarettes. You've seen CSI. You've spent money to feed malnourished children. Now you can do almost all of the aforementioned at once. The murder รข La CSI. The winning orphan gets to eat! The losing orphan, if they're still alive, gets burnt by a lit cigarette.
They have no rights. They're not even people. Don't you want to watch the not-people fight to the death for your amusement and their own sustenance?
If you don't, you're unAmerican.
So, remember, bring the family down to the Xcel Energy Center this Saturday and Sunday!
Kids' seats are still just five bucks!
Warning: The American Association of Orphan fighters reserves the right to impress all children in the venue who are under the age of seven.
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